In A Nutshell

1979 - Born in Nashville, TN
1980 - Napping, Crying, Eating
1981 - Terrible 2s
1982 - Rocked a bowl haircut
1983 - Masters of the Universe!
1984 - Rocked a rattail haircut
1985 - 1st Playground Kiss
1986 - Goodbye training wheels
1987 - Began watching Hee Haw
1988 - Walt Disney World!
1989 - Mastered my Times Tables 

1990 - “She Loves You” - School Play
1991 - Xmas Vacation on VHS
1992 - Appendicitis:(
1993 - Tuba, Middle School Band
1994 - Grew 6in over summer
1995 - 1st car = '78 Impala
1996 - 1st time to dunk 
1997 - Sacked a lot of groceries
1998 - Goodbye H.S. Hello Uni
1999 - Poured concrete all summer

2000 - September 23
2001 - Discovered Sour Mash
2002 - Entered the Real World
2003 - Oh the Nights of NOLA!
2004 - Bought a house
2005 - Honor Thy Music! 
2006 - Perfected Honky Tonkin'
2007 - Moved to Sydney, Australia
2008 - Moved to Leeds, England
2009 - I'm 30?
2010 - European Vacation x 10

2011 - Mother Road Roadtrip
2012 - jasperhollis.com
2013 - Took up flat whites
2014 - Baby #1 - Birdie Louise
2015 - 1/2 Nash, 1/2 Melb
2016 - Baby #2 - Roscoe Blue
2017 - 1/2 Nash, 1/2 Melb
2018 - Baby #3 - Porter Val
2019 - No plans, just road...