1979 - Born in Nashville, TN
1980 - Napping, Crying, Eating
1981 - Terrible 2s
1982 - Rocked a bowl haircut
1983 - Masters of the Universe!
1984 - Rocked a rattail haircut
1985 - 1st Playground Kiss
1986 - Goodbye training wheels
1987 - Began watching Hee Haw
1988 - Walt Disney World!
1989 - Mastered my Times Tables 

1990 - “She Loves You” - School Play
1991 - Xmas Vacation on VHS
1992 - Appendicitis:(
1993 - Tuba, Middle School Band
1994 - Grew 6in over summer
1995 - 1st car = '78 Impala
1996 - 1st time to dunk 
1997 - Sacked a lot of groceries
1998 - Goodbye H.S. Hello Uni
1999 - Poured concrete all summer

2000 - September 23
2001 - Discovered Sour Mash
2002 - Entered the Real World
2003 - Oh the Nights of NOLA!
2004 - Bought a house
2005 - Honor Thy Music! 
2006 - Perfected Honky Tonkin'
2007 - Moved to Sydney, Australia
2008 - Moved to Leeds, England
2009 - I'm 30?

2010 - European vacations a plenty
2011 - Epic Mother Road Roadtrip 
2012 - jasperhollis.com
2013 - Took up flat whites
2014 - Baby #1
2015 - 1/2 Nash, 1/2 Melb
2016 - Baby #2
2017 - 1/2 Nash, 1/2 Melb
2018 - Baby #3
2019 - The BIG 40:(...:P

2020 - Built a house, painted it red
2021 - Washed my hands, A LOT!
2022 - Xmas at Disney World aka hands down the best holiday ever!
2023 - RIP Dad, miss you
2024 - No plans, just road...